Lost…
…in Venice. Not a bad place to wander and roam aimlessly for a few days. Although, that's not entirely true. We had an aim. We always had a goal of finding a specific location. It's just that we never quite got to where we thought we were heading. Bright shiny object. Oh look, a gondola, just over that next bridge.
It was nice to know that we weren't the only ones who found the lack of a grid or any obvious sign of a numbering system to be a bit, how shall I put it? Italian? At the end of every long alley, attached to every corner of every building is a small sign that says "San Marco" or "Rialto" with a single arrow pointing down yet another long alley, until you spot the next "San Marco" or "Rialto" sign… Bright shiny object. Cool! Look at all those Carnival masks in the window… Wait a minute, haven't we been in this piazza recently? I think we might be going in circles.
At some point during our trip, I stopped photographing the incredible scenes of Venice: the old buildings, the artistic displays of food, the narrow, crowded canals filled with lacquered black boats and their striped gondoliers, the gorgeous Italian women flaunting their long hair and high heels, holding their well-groomed dogs and expensive leather purses. Instead, I turned the camera to the wandering, map-reading tourists, of which I very much related and with whom I commiserated. They, the lost, the sore of foot, the English-only speaking tourist, just looking for their way back.
Some were by themselves. Maybe he lost his partner somewhere along the way?
Some were together, but by their body language, they were clearly "not together." We sat in the piazza drinking our bottle of wine (and reading our maps) and watched this couple try to orient for a good 20 minutes. She, studying the map furiously. He, assuming the arms-crossed, looking-away posture.
This guy has to be Italian, or at least European. What's the give away? A cross-body bag and a cigarette.
Ahhh, the fold-up, Venice pocket map. Young eyes are a must to be able to read the font on this map.
Besides sensible footwear and the confused, furrow-browed look of intense concentration, there are certain characteristics common to the lost tourist; a bag or backpack big enough to carry a bottle of water, crouched posture leaning over to see the map more clearly and the unfortunate habit of stopping in the middle of pedestrian traffic to stand and read a map.
I'm thinking this family has the best odds on getting to where they are intending to go. Mom's not sure, but this kid has confidence.
All things considered, I'd take lost in Venice on any given day.








